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Quality staining, honest pricing, local care

Mission: Helping homeowners turn their yards into personal oases by protecting and beautifying fences and decks. We operate with integrity, transparent pricing, and materials that last in Colorado’s climate.
Integrity Affordable Materials Local Expertise

What We Do

Staining & sealing for fences and decks, power washing, interior painting, and small repairs. We start broad to give homeowners the help they need, and over time focus on fences and decks.

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Before & After

Fence before and after Deck staining Power wash Interior painting

Testimonials

"Fast, honest, and my fence looks new again."
— Sarah, Highlands Ranch
"Great communication and fair price."
— James, Centennial

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