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Quality staining, honest pricing, local care
Mission: Helping homeowners turn their yards into personal oases by protecting and beautifying fences and decks. We operate with integrity, transparent pricing, and materials that last in Colorado’s climate.
Integrity
Affordable Materials
Local Expertise
What We Do
Staining & sealing for fences and decks, power washing, interior painting, and small repairs. We start broad to give homeowners the help they need, and over time focus on fences and decks.
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Testimonials
"Fast, honest, and my fence looks new again."
— Sarah, Highlands Ranch
— Sarah, Highlands Ranch
"Great communication and fair price."
— James, Centennial
— James, Centennial